Bill the Destroyer!

by Corporal Afro

There once was a man named Bill
boy he loved to kill
He had bright blond hair
and a wicked yellow snare
and a sword which he called young Jim
One day the king proposed
that he'd kill the flamed-nose dragon
So he traveled and traveled all day and night.

Never at all he had a fear or a fright
Where he was going he did not drive
But in due time the dragon's cave he had arrived
But the dragon was nowhere to be found.

Bill took out a match
And once he got some light
He found a hatch
which made him fall and fall
to his death he fell
but as he did he grabbed a tail
which belonged to the dragon
As they fell to their doom
Bill wondered whom
Would know his story.