The Great Gilgadumb

by Sleepy Karl

Many children, far and fat
Demand the same story to hear a lot.
With this great hero, a man so strong
He had no room for brain
He had nothing but brawn.

This is the story of the great Gilgadumb
Who worked all night and day.
He trampled any man or boy
Who got into his way.

One night as he was walking along
A man from the future came.
He held with him a gun that shot
Bright gold and purple rays.

But Gigadumb was stupid enough
To not be scared or frightened
He killed that future man where he stood
And here is where I stop writin'.